1 toddler +
6 fig newtons =
A bountiful outflowing of effluvia.
Posted by: crankylitprof | 07/14/2009
It’s like the miracle of the loaves and the fishes, only with poo.
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All due respect, that was STUPID!
By: williamthecoroner on 07/14/2009
at 9:35 AM
Babies tend to defy the laws of physics; it seems like more comes out of them than goes in.
By: BobG on 07/14/2009
at 10:24 AM
So … was there enough poo for the gathered masses?
By: Kristopher on 07/14/2009
at 12:23 PM
Ouch! That HAD to be messy, and in an inconvienient place probably…
By: Old NFO on 07/14/2009
at 7:22 PM
Some friends of an ex-friend had an experience where their first baby had his first overflowing diaper. Mother saw the mess and fainted.
Prepared for parenthood she was not.
By: GDad on 07/15/2009
at 6:38 AM
Only you could string together the right words to make this sound like a beautiful thing.
By: CP on 07/16/2009
at 12:45 AM
Reminds me of a joke I saw somewhere.
New mother tells new father to change the heir-apparent’s diaper.
Father looks blank: “Already? It says on the box they’re good for 8 to 10 pounds.”
By: DrBenway on 07/16/2009
at 8:27 AM
Thank god I did this with my friend’s child, and not mine, but I gave them malt o meal waffles with a bit of extra wheat germ thrown in without considering the smelly, extra fiber containing consequences.
By: Charissa on 07/17/2009
at 1:14 AM